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Are you having relationship issues?

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No worries.

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I'll cure you both for one low price.

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That's right, folks. You heard it here
first. One low price. Buy one, get one

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free BOGO deal. Come on down today. Get
cured. Be in the moment.

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Hey!

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Hi, I'm Lena Paul.

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And yeah.

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I fucked Lily's man.

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But I still value Lily as a friend, and
when I realized that Dr. Carl was

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running a BOGO deal, I thought, maybe I
could finally get her to forgive me.

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Hi, my name's Lily, and Lena fucked my
husband. I don't even know why I'm here,

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but I guess I'll take advantage of this
low -price deal.

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And, uh...

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Maybe I'll give Lena another chance.

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Probably not.

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Good afternoon, ladies.

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Good afternoon, Dr. Carl.

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Hey. How's everyone doing today?

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Um, not so great.

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I see that.

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I see that. You know, I... I sense
there's some energy on this side of the

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and there's some energy on this side of
the room.

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And I would say on this side it seems to
be more positive and uplifting.

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And this one's more of a Debbie Downer,
you could say.

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You want me to be positive about this
bitch fucking my man?

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Wow. Wow.

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Okay, ladies.

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Here in Dr. Carl's office, we like to
start with positive energy.

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Uplifting energy.

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So I want you to reach down inside.

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Reach down deep.

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Grab any negativity.

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Pull it up.

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Pull it out.

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Bring it out your ass.

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Put it in the sitter.

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Flush it down the sitter.

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Pull it back out the sitter.

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Swallow it. Sit it out. Put it in the
trash and take it to the curb.

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We understand?

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I don't know about all of that, but
sure, why not?

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Excellent.

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Excellent. I like that positive
attitude.

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Positive. Positive.

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Beautiful. All right, ladies.

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Let's get on with it.

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Now, ladies.

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You've come to Dr. Carl.

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Please, please, please.

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Tell me what brings you here today.

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Well, I had an indiscretion.

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I was house -sitting for Lily.

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And I heard all she was sitting.

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me. What was your name again?

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Emily. Lily.

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I'm going to need you to... Fine.

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Thank you.

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And Lily's husband, Chad, came home
early.

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And I hadn't expected him home. I guess
they'd been fighting.

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And I fixed him a stiff drink.

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Ooh, stiff.

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How stiff was it?

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Stiff enough.

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Come on.

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One drink.

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Turned into five drinks.

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And the next thing I know, we...

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We fucked on the kitchen floor.

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You fucked?

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Which position?

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He held me down and fucked me on the
kitchen floor.

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So he forced himself on you?

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I wouldn't say that.

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I would...

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Definitely not unwilling.

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I'm so sorry, Lily. I was drunk. I would
never do that in my right mind. I

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never meant to hurt our friendship like
this.

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Now, you two are friends.

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We were friends until she went and
fucked my husband.

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Apparently on the kitchen floor.

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Was her husband any good?

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He got the job done.

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What is this? What kind of therapy is
this? Why are we talking about that

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Lily.

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Are we here to talk about her sexual
experience, or are you trying to be

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with me again? Because this does not
sound like the way to go.

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We are trying to move on.

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We're trying to move on to bigger and
better things.

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I mean, if you're not aware, life is all
about perspective.

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So, basically, if you're not familiar
with this, It's all about how you look

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things. So, for instance, see a
perspective of me right now?

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And look at your perspective of me now.

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See, Lily?

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Same situation, whole new perspective.

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I see that now.

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So, moving on.

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I feel like Lena here...

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is what we call in the industry, loose
as a goose.

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And Lily here is what we call tightly
wound.

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I want to try that.

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I feel it. I feel it.

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And Lena, I want you to understand that
being loose as a goose is

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something all women should thrive to be.

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So I'm so proud of you.

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Yes, you.

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We need to do some work with you, Lily.

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We need to... loosen you up.

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Can't wait.

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The first step is letting go of your
guilt.

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Guilt? What do I have to feel guilty
about?

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Exactly.

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What?

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Tell us. What is it you have to feel
guilty about?

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drawing a blank here. I don't think
we're entirely here for me.

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She's the skank.

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She's the problem.

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What are you coming at me for?

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Skank is such a beautiful thing.

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You know... I'm scared it is when she's
not fucking your husband.

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Yes, but why did your husband fuck her?
Would you say you were... frigid?

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I definitely wouldn't say that.

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So tell her.

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When was the last time you've had sex
with your husband?

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I mean, I've been traveling a lot, so...
He told me it hasn't been for a month.

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Yeah,

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you know, I guess maybe it hasn't been a
while.

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But... That's where it all stems from.

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Is it?

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Let me ask you something.

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Do you enjoy cunnilingus?

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I do.

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When's the last time your husband
performed cunnilingus?

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Well, it's definitely been more than a
month since that.

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You need to loosen up.

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You know, you keep saying that and I'm
just not feeling it.

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That's the problem.

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You're not feeling it.

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You are so bright.

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So bright.

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Look at you.

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She's so smart, isn't she? You know
exactly why you're here. Because you're

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feeling it.

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Let me get my prescription book.

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I need to write you one prescription.

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Exactly. That's the one.

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That's the one.

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All right.

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I'm going to need you to go ahead and
lay back.

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Oh.

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Okay. Lay back.

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Lay back.

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Like this?

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Yes.

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Open your legs. I know you're stiff, but
I need you to open your legs.

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Hold this up. Okay.

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Okay. Let's get rid of these panties.

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Oh. Yes. Okay.

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That's fast.

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And I'm just going to hold on to these
so I can write future prescriptions.

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Now, Lena, let me see your tongue.

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Stick it out.

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A little more, a little more.

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Perfect.

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That'll work.

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I'm going to need you, Lily, to spread
your legs.

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Is this good?

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A lot more than that. Look at the
snapper on your friend there.

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Lily, if you don't mind, I'm a doctor.

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Yeah, what kind of doctor did you say
you are?

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Shh, shh, shh.

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We spoke about you being a Debbie
Downer. Let's not have that again.

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Um, okay.

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One man left, you're ready. Let's not
make it two.

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Take a whiff of that. Aren't I paying
you to be here?

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Hey.

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Come on now.

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Lena.

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I'm going to need you to perform the
cunnilingus.

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Because if you don't, I will.

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Please wait.

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Doctor.

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I...

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The conventional ADA method for this
type of problem?

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How dare you question my methods?

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Look at me, Lena. Look at me deep into
my eyes. So deep you're into my soul.

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I'm a doctor.

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And if you don't believe me, look at
that diploma.

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Do you see it?

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And what does it say I'm a doctor of?

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Dr.

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Tuff? Exactly.

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Now get in that pussy and show me what
you got.

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Yes, Dr.

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Tufflove.

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Okay. I'm really sorry.

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I don't know. I think I'm still a little
mad.

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Ladies, I'm going to leave you to it.

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I'm going to have a seat and I'm going
to start my video recorder.

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I like to videotape all my sessions just
for consent.

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Enjoy. Make yourselves comfortable.

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Yeah, I guess this feels a little
better.

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I'll do this as many times as it takes
until you forgive me.

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Well, it might take a while.

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Oh, yes.

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That's so good.

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Yeah.

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Oh, this is definitely better than my
husband.

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Look at your pussy dancing in the sky. I
love it.

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That's a tight fit.